12 Loudest Alarm Clocks For Heavy Sleepers

Peakeep 4” Twin Bell Alarm Clock
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Ideally, we’d all wake up at dawn to the sound of chirping birds. But all too often, the opposite scenario is playing out—by the time we hit the snooze button for the third time, the birds are eating lunch and we’re running 20 minutes late. (Here are 7 tricks guaranteed to make you a morning person.)

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The best solution for heavy sleepers? An alarm clock that doesn’t just rouse you out of your slumber, but jolts you bodily out of bed. That’s why we’ve rounded up the loudest alarm clocks that are specifically designed for heavy sleepers. Some are as loud as jet airplanes and rock concerts, some use vibrating bed shakers, and still others won’t turn off until you’re standing on your feet. Many of these loud alarm clocks are also ideal for people who are hard of hearing. 

Here are 12 alarms that are guaranteed to get you out of bed—and to scare off all the birds on your block.

Sonic Alert SBB500SS Sonic Bomb Loud Dual Alarm Clock with Bed Shaker

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Part old-school alarm clock, part Armageddon, the Sonic Alert combines pulsating lights, a 12-volt bed shaker, and a siren that can reach 113 decibels (about the same level as a jet plane before it takes off) to shake you out of bed. With more than 4,500 (mostly 5-star) reviews on Amazon, this is one alarm clock that looks near-impossible to sleep through.

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Buy now: $35, amazon.com

Peakeep Loud Melody Alarm Clock

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Touted for people with hearing impairments, the Peakeep Loud Melody pairs blinking blue lights with a set of extra-loud alarm melodies. Because who says you have to hate the sound of your alarm buzzer?

Buy now: $15, amazon.com

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Screaming Meanie Timer and Alarm Clock

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With its obnoxiously panicked, electronic shrieks, the Screaming Meanie can reach a noise level of 120 decibels—guaranteed to make you want to hurl it against the wall. Luckily—or not—it’s sheathed in an extra durable case. Yep, this is one alarm clock that more than lives up to its name. (Check out these 6 bad things that can happen if you sleep too long.)

Buy now: $31, amazon.com

Clocky Alarm Clock

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It’s hard to stay mad at the Clocky Alarm Clock, even if it doesn’t let you sleep in. If you hit the snooze button more than once, “Clocky” will roll away on its two wheels, beeping and whirling all the way. If you want to turn it off, you’ll have to climb out of bed and track it down. Catch it if you can.

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Buy now: $30, amazon.com

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Smartshaker 2

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Can you sleep through even the loudest of noises? Forget the buzzer and opt for a vibrating alarm clock instead. Slip the Smartshaker 2 under your pillow and schedule your wake-up time via a free app on your smartphone, and the device will emit a series of vibrations—“normal,” “strong,” and “earthquake”—to boost you out of bed.

Buy now: $30, amazon.com

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Clarity Wake Assure Super Bright Alarm Clock

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With an alarm that can reach 85 decibels (about as loud as a blender), the Clarity Wake pairs its super buzzer with a vibrating bed-shaker; a one-two punch for even the heaviest of sleepers.

Buy now: $58, amazon.com

Ruggie Alarm Clock

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Half alarm clock, half floor mat, you’ll have a hard time “cheating” this device. Not only do the alarm sounds range from 90-120 decibels, but they only turn off after you stand on the rug with both feet for 3 seconds. Brilliant. 

Buy now: $69, amazon.com

Peakeep 4” Twin Bell Alarm Clock

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Good for heavy sleepers and people with hearing loss, this retro alarm clock isn’t just super loud—it also doesn’t have a snooze button. Nothing like a little tough love to get you out of bed in the morning.

Buy now: $13, amazon.com

Sonic Alert Loud Dual Alarm Clock SB200ss

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From the makers of the Sonic Bomb, the Sonic Alert comes with a 12-volt bed shaker and can reach a noise level of 113 decibels. Even better—the device comes with dual alarms, so it can be used by you and a partner who has a different sleep schedule.

Buy now: $40, amazon.com

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Wake Up Light 2017 Light Colored Sunrise Alarm Clock

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No sunlight, no problem. The Wake-Up Light Colored Sunrise Alarm Clock mimics a sunrise, emitting a gradual brightening of light during the 30 minutes before your wake-up time. (Bonus: It can also mimic a sunset, too.)

Buy now: $30, amazon.com

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